Nadia Noja and April Storm have been caught by you. You have them in your kitchen. What splendid meal these two will make. You make them strip and then decide that you will cook them together so that their flavors will mesh. They will also serve as a beautiful presentation on the table. Of course, you have to baste and season them, feeling and pinching them all over as they squirm and squall. Then you have to make them both orgasm with a juicy carrot stuffing, which will improve their flavor even more. Is that even possible? They look so pretty and so delicious. They roast away in the oven for you. And live happily ever after. Just kidding. They are served hot and juicy on your counter.