Poor Lizzy Day is having a string of really bad luck. She lost her job and her boyfriend and she misses her home. Her only friend is Laila Mayhem, who has known Lizzy since they were little. Lizzy goes to her friend’s house to cry on her shoulder. Laila can see that her friend is in distress and pretty hopeless, which gives Laila incentive to end her friend’s suffering in a way that will benefit her and Laila’s family as well as poor, lost little Lizzy. You see, Laila comes from a family that is a little…different, to say the least. It is the duty of every family member in Laila’s tribe to covet the hopeless and lost, not only to end the suffering of friends who are lost in life, but to feed the family. Laila starts by offering a massage to her friend, which is a great way to get her relaxed and naked. Lizzy starts to notice little clues that she is going to become food to Laila and it dawns on her slowly, but by then it is too late. It’s ok, Lizzy. This is best. However, no matter how hopeless, it is instinct for a creature to cling to life. And it is instinct for others to take it.